Chairman Mao the Burmese Cat

Ridiculously handsome, of superior intelligence, and capable of stalking and killing the most fearsome moths in the world, I shall blog my incredibly interesting adventures from all over my Melbourne townhouse, just for you. I'm into reciprocal grooming, so link me and I'll link you back.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

I climbed over the wall

My simians are is upset.


  • At 9:46 am, Anonymous vpz said…

    aka: VivisexionistsfromPlanetZaptar


    EarthCat! Escape! Success! Victory! Salmon?

    //vpz-8j3-75# sed...Bwwaaahhahahahahahagh..jus' sec, gotta get rid of this gum.
    //vpz-8j3-75# sed...OK, TO CELEBRATE you may now call mee "vpz-8j3-75#.5"
    //vpz-8j3-75#.5 sed...I got a call on the other line.....can I call U back?
    //vpz-8j3-75#.5 sed...tgif

    rigaltel simulator trans--->dopler effect will not be in service 10-01-05 due to maintenance

  • At 10:22 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Burmese cat wins good review in Saskatchewan
    #6 in comments

  • At 12:15 pm, Blogger Mao the Burmese Cat said…

    Rude simian trash has been appropriatsmuss dispensed with.

    Hopes it comes here, so I can wasts its time and delete its idiocy with relishmuss.

  • At 3:35 pm, Blogger Brownie said…

    Mao honey, you give the simian a heart attack and then who is gonna be bringin home de salmon? Who is gon be uppin de thermostat in July? life at de Cats Home is hard and short. man is it short. nobody want you and 7 days later you is zapped man. be cool.

  • At 7:04 pm, Blogger Le Driver said…

    Like the simian says, don't talk to strangers... meaning, don't meow at them. They may be charmed and thusly appropriate you for their own.


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